anyone know where i can get free condoms online?
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itsnotflirting:

man more people need to join the fucking bedroom fandom

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i mean look at this shit. 

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it’s bunk beds and a little desk. 

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a motherfucking aquarium!

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shit it’s like noah’s ark in the fucking ceiling

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look how modern this shit is

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it’s like three rooms in one

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you could get a boat and sing fucking phantom of the opera and then just climb in bed.

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I will man this damn fandom by myself if I have too

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darning-socks:

wouldn’t a mating call be simpler

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put-on-yo-war-paint:

heavy metal broke my 

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HEART

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stunningpicture:

I saw Shaggy in a recent trip to Chicago.

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peabodysfedora:

m0llyh8su:

therickymartin:

andysambergsbitch:

explaining autism

Holy fuck Arthur was on some next level shit

Oh my god

Best explanation of autism I’ve heard in a long time.

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avengersonna:

mondo-s:

saintcaffeinated:

I had my Captain America backpack in class yesterday and my professor saw it and went, “Oh, Captain America!” But before I could reply with “HECK YEAH IT IS” he added, “You probably just got it because of Chris Evans.”

and I just

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I feel this soooooooooooo much

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the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that

I got suspended, Thursday school, and moved to an entirely different classroom because of this post.

I JUST FOUND OUT THEY BANNED SNAPCHAT ON MY SCHOOLS SERVER BECAUSE OF THIS OMFG

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itmakesnosense:

The most honest advert in history…

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sadegg:

just saying the word tumblr out loud is embarrassing 

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polemccartney:

and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa

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ursus-austrum:

amroyounes:

How about some love for a good police officer?

Officer Gaetano Acerra

Responded to a call where a 13 year old boy didnt want to live in his home anymore. He found out that the family couldnt afford a bed or much else for the teen.

So he bought him one. A big queen sized one.

He also bought him a Tv and someone donated a Wii, so now they play whenever Officer Gaetano Acerra has a chance

He also plans to get him a dresser, mirror, and a hamper. Among other things he needs but cannot afford.

People. They’re not ALWAYS a bunch of bastards.

http://www.wsmv.com/story/25459694/police-officer-goes-above-and-beyond-for-sumter-teen

The corruption needs to go.
This guy can stay.

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co-gi-to:

untamedcomets:

This is important

IMPORTANT. BOOST.

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theothhherwomenbby:

mollycroftumlt:

lolsomeone-actually:

ibilateral:

thecraziie:

awsomedean:

slutmost:

every girl can relate to this okay

BAHAHAHAHAHA I MEASURED

10000% done

HAHAHHHAHA,

I think the funniest thing is guys thinking a big dick is better.

Yo, some girls can’t even take a full 6 Inches because it hurts, what do you think 11 Inches would do. Jesus christ.

Dont forget the “what, no invite?? ;)” like shut the fuck up with yo weak ass 7th grade game boy

reblogging that twice as its soo true

Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha. This.

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