shorten:

"how are you feeling?"

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spiritual-hippie-girl:

grxviity:

Eyes are distracting. You see too much. You don’t see enough.

stared at these for half an hour straight 

tiny universes, amazing

(Source: plaid-suits-and-paisley-ties, via smoke-weed-and-love-deeply)

hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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bastardsvulturesandwolves:

My boyfriend and I always have the best cover photos, idk what next though hmmm

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whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes

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crossxbonz:

When your teacher asks you why you don’t have a group partner

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hazeldeeznuts:

snerkflerks:

sleeping-horizontally:

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.

my love for this post reaches no limits

(Source: existentialfuck, via losingphotographs)

tarynel:

karkats-vantasies:

gildings:

I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies. 

I love girls who have clean, tight grammar

I like big dicks.

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iwatchthebeeswithyou:

starl0rds:

2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

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spectacularlyignorant:

adobsonart:

marthur:

oh no help this is adorable

Fun historical fact, there used to be more gay and lesbian content in early silent films until religious groups protested resulting in “decency standards.”

(Source: string-a-plume, via jesusstolemyboyfriend)

asian:

I have a frame picture up on my wall showing one of the dumbest anon question i have ever gotten

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"You’re not Asian because you weren’t born in Asia. I know this because I have an asian friend, and she’s from Asia."

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rocknrollercoaster:

it must be really wild to actually have a positive relationship with your father

like

?????

some people really have that????

that’s insane

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transhumanisticpanspermia:

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons

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